ALTERNATIVE HEALTH THERAPIES:

You’ve probably heard terminology such as; quantum physics, pseudo science, nano technology and metaphysics to mention but  few; what exactly do these terms mean?  They are used to define a concept; a discovery.  The word ‘physics’ for example is the study of nature, matter, laws governing motion and concepts surrounding energy and force.  We may not always be able to physically witness these concepst; however, we can experience/measure the effects of such. I quote Tesla; “When science begins to investigate non-physical phenomena, it’ll learn more in one decade than what it has in centuries of existence.’

Let’s dissect the term ‘energy.’  Bear in mind; there’s nothing new under the sun… only the discovery of such.  Whenever we’re challenged with something new/different, our initial response is to be wary; some will shy/hide from it (fear), others will ridicule it (anger)… and then there are those who will courageously embrace it (curiosity).  Hmm… which one are you?  Regardless; we’ll eventually grow accustomed to the new concept and then it becomes… just another one of many landmarks in our life’s journey.

Picture a native, who having lived all of his life in a jungle setting, is delivered by jet plane to say; New York City, some umpteen thousand miles from his home. That lone has got to be a seriously challenging experience, needless to say however, what would be his experience with our everyday technology, that we take so for granted?  A big garage door opens in front of him and yet there was nobody there physically lifting it?  The lights turn on by the flip of a switch; heck… you clap your hands and it happens; welcome to the wonderful world of physics…  energy in the works.

In light of the aforementioned; let’s investigate this next chapter; ‘Alternative Health Practices.‘  I promise; it’s not going to harm you; however, do read it with an open mind.  We’ll be investigating therapies such as; Acupuncture/Bio-Kinesionics (Muscle Testing), Colon Soothing and Bathing Protocol, Homeopathy, Ionic Foot Baths, Iridology, Reflexology, Oil Pulling, Urine Therapy… and much more.

APPLIED KINESIOLOGY, ACUPUNCTURE:

Let’s begin with; Applied Kinesiology‘ (AK). This technique has also been referred to as; Vega testing or Muscle testing. The terms, ‘kinesiology’ and ‘muscle-testing’ are a bit of a misnomer in that it suggests a therapy revolving around the function of the muscles. The truth of the matter is that the muscles play a very minor role in the technique; they are merely one of the tools in the technique; used as an indicator/meter of sorts.  Without getting too deep into the science behind the technique, suffice it to say this; it revolves around the electrical energy occurring all throughout our body.

Every living thing consists of cells, which are electrical in nature.  Each cell in a human body is like a tiny battery, the current of which can now be measured. A healthy body cell (battery) will register somewhere between 70 to 90MV (milivolts), whereas a diseased cell will read much lower, depending on the degree of degradation.  A problematic department of the body will manifest this lower frequency long before disease symptoms begin.  Albeit; the AK technique provides accurate access to monitor this activity and therefore; to effectively remedy the situation and avert disease.  Where does this electrical energy come from?  It originates from the ground that we’re standing on… well… physically speaking, anyway; it actually originates from our Spirit; from our Creator ,Almighty God, to be precise.  Hmm… i’m guessing that statement made a ripple in the ‘Big Bang Theory’ pond. Nonetheless, i perceive it to be the truth; you’re allowed your perception too but you’ll have to write your own story to tell it.   

Bear in mind that no one part of the body functions independently, rather; each and every part of our body is connected and reactive with one another.  Our teeth, fingers, toes and the discs in your spinal column, to name but a few, have been mapped out to reveal an invisible network of circuitry connecting one with another.  Furthermore; electrical energy travels throughout the body via pathways, known as; meridians. Each one of these meridians feeds specific organs/functions of the body with energy.  All along these internal meridians are mini pathways that migrate to specific contact points, located all over on the outside shell of the body; the skin.  These points, or buttons/switches, if you will, are known as; ‘acupressure points.‘  Each and every one of these points correlate with a specific organ and also with a variety of functions and processes as well. 

These acupressure points don’t only act as monitors, they can also act as switches in that they can facilitate/activate specific functions.  Hmm… something to consider when  piercing the body to hang a metal ornament, such as; ear, nose and belly button rings.  Am i popular yet?

Meanwhile; back in the science lab; the question stands; do these meridians and points actually exist?  I mean; they can’t be seen with the naked eye and so is it fact or is it… quackery?   Too often we deny the existence of something just because we lack the ability/technology to detect its infrastructure.  We do the same with God; the spiritual realm; we cannot physically experience our Creator via our physical senses and so we scrutinize to be nonexistent.  Nonetheless; these meridians and points may be undetectable via our physical senses; however the effects of it all can certainly be experienced.  The technique of Acupuncture may not be so prevalent here in North America’s pharmaceutical domain; however, it has been accepted and practiced worldwide… and has been for centuries.     

Let’s put it to the test, shall we?  First of all; you’re going to need a friend; you do have one of these, i hope.  You can be the AK practitioner and your friend will be the victim… er… i mean… Guinea pig.   Ask your host to stand about 4ish feet in front of a micro wave oven.  Now ask them to stretch out one of their arms 45ish degrees out to the side of their body.   Now; ask them to resist while you apply gentle pressure downward to their arm… note the response.  Don’t push down too hard, apply just enough force to test for their level of resistance.   Now we’re going to perform the same test again, only this time we’re going to turn the microwave oven on.   Don’t forget to place a glass of water or something in the oven first… i’m not sure why; perhaps the oven doesn’t like to be alone.  Seriously, though; what did you find; did you… and/or did they notice a difference before and after the oven was employed?  Bear in mind; we’re all different and so one person’s arm may totally collapse when testing, while another person’s arm may just tremble a bit.  Nonetheless; you should have felt some difference in the degree of resistance.

I don’t want to prime you for an anticipated response but i’d bet a dollar to a donut that your host’s arm will have yielded much less resistance; presented weaker with the oven turned on.  If there was absolutely no difference detected then you might wanna check to see if they had a belly button; your friend may be an alien or a clone and not human.   Seriously though; every muscle of the body will experience a temporary drain when exposed to radiation.  This indicates trauma at a cellular level.  Sorry to have to inform you of this, but this traumatic cell issue is not only a symptom of micro wave oven exposure, but of all electrical, magnetic, frequency (EMF) activity.  Our airways are toxic with radioactivity today and our health is a tell tale of the fact.  ***Refer to section entitled; ‘Immune Function,’ for detailed information on that.  Meanwhile, back to AK therapy; why the arm, you ask?  I prefer the arm for practical reasons; some practitioners prefer to use a leg as an indicator.  As mentioned each and every muscle will exhibit a temporary differential. 

Dare to go deeper?  How about we pick a food substance to test; sugar, perhaps? OK… back to your battle stations; have your friend… the one with the belly button… hold out their arm again at a 45 degree angle and resist.  Hopefully they still wanna be your friend after all of this; now, apply pressure.  I’m assuming that it was fairly firm.  Ok, so now ask them to hold some sugar tight up against their chest and perform the same test.  I’m sure that will have noticed a significant difference.  If not then try a different substances, arsenic, perhaps; hey… something has got to present a weakness; if not, then… you’re fired!

Ok, so now, let’s try the same test all over again, only this time, we’ll use one of the aforementioned, acupressure points.  How about the thyroid gland; it’s fairly easy to locate?  It is located one inch above the very bottom of that half circle shaped, bony dip/notch just under your chin.  It’s the same point for your iodine level/function incidentally.  This is not a coincidence; the thyroid gland is a major receptor site for iodine as a trace mineral. 

First of all; gently push down on their outstretched arm without touching any point and note the resistance. This will give you an idea of what normal is for your host. Now touch the aforementioned, point with your pointer finger and then challenge your friend’s arm strength again.  Note the difference; the response of your friend’s arm at that very moment; was it weakened or did it remain strong when challenged?  This will indicate the status of your friend’s thyroid gland and/or iodine availability.  If their arm strength remains firm, then their thyroid is fine and/or the iodine is in adequate supply.  However; if their arm should be significantly weaker when challenged, then their thyroid activity is revealing some sort of duress; more exploration is in order. 

Now let’s perform that same test all over again, only this time have your friend hold a small bottle of iodine, or even sea salt or iodized salt tight up against their chest. Whether it is sealed tight in a container or exposed matters none. Now, touch that same point and gently challenge their arm. If it now tested strong, then that is an indication that anyone of those agents held up to their body will be of some benefit.

Don’t be surprised if your host tested weak and responds with; “That cannot be; I just had my thyroid gland tested and they said it was fine.” Ugh… i hear that often; however; according to my experience the AK is more accurate than medical blood tests.  Furthermore; it’s like i said; a cellular electrical issue will present long before one experiences a physical symptom.

***Refer to section entitled; ‘Endocrine System’ for more detailed information on thyroid function.

ACUPUNCTURE:

Acupuncture is similar to AK in that it follows the same principals of meridians and access points, the only difference being that it is a therapy that focuses on altering/stimulating the energy flow of these meridians.  It’s much like jump starting a dead car battery, only they use fine needles instead of jumper cables.  If you walk into an acupuncture clinic and the guy should yank out a pair of jumper cables… run… it’s probably not acupuncture; but rather; shock treatment!  Nonetheless; the million dollar question is… does it work?  I’ve never personally experienced acupuncture and so cannot comment on its efficacy; however, i‘ve heard countless of positive testimonies from people who have.  “Why the pins/needles?” You might ask.  According to my research, the pins act as antennas of sorts, enabling an experienced practitioner to first of all; access specific points, and secondly; to strategically manipulate the energy to assist your body in regaining balance. Again; the electrical flow of energy going on throughout your body will present interrupted… and can be detected… long before the symptoms of disease will manifest.  Acupuncture has been the norm in Asia for centuries, but had to wait in line for recognition and acceptance here in our North American, Pharmaceutical, dominated health system. The good news is that Acupuncture is being offered on the mainline medical menu more and more these days.
As it is with anything, it’s all about supply and demand, and if enough people want something then their demand for such will usher it into the market place regardless of the dirty politics and business antics that might be conjured up against it. As the saying goes; if ya can’t beat them… join them!

COLON SOOTHING:

Bowel problems are becoming epidemic today and I don’t wonder why. When you consider our food choices and the condition of our environment, one can expect a negative impact to our health. The GI Tract (gastro-intestinal tract) is going to be the first department to reveal the facts.

The following protocol is applicable to most any bowel discomfort; Gastro Flu, IBS, Crohns and/or Diverticulitis, to name but a few. Mix together the following ingredients; 1 tbspn of a liquid or powder Probiotic (Vita Biosa is excellent), 1 tspn of Slippery Elm powder, 1/2 tspn of Licorice Root powder, 1/2 tspn of Bentonite Clay and 1 tspn of Manuka Honey to a cup of hot water. It’s a good idea to initially mix the slippery elm and clay into a tiny bit of fluid prior to adding more liquid as they tend to fluff up kinda like what cocoa does. Once you have a paste, then you can top up the remainder of the cup with hot water… stir it up and sip it down. The idea is that the Slippery Elm lines and soothes the intestine, the Liquorice has anti-inflammatory properties, calming down the pain… and the Bentonite Clay draws and cleanses, purging the scene of any nasty micro-organisms that might be at play. You can beef up the pain calming effort by adding a nerve calming agent or two. Some choices to consider are; Skullcap, Valerian Root and/or Passion Flower tincture or powder. ¼ tspn of powder or about 30 ish drops of the same in tincture form would work just fine to quell the nervous system and offer substantial relief. You’ll be pleasantly surprised at the relief this mix can offer, and it really doesn’t taste all that bad at all. Hey… if you’re really a fuss pot… and can’t suck it up, then you should consider plan B.

PLAN B:

Many of the fore mentioned are also available in capsule form and so if you’re on the road and/or are downright lazy and unmotivated, these can be used instead of the fore mentioned, cup of tea. I’d still suggest some sort of a fiber/drawing agent to the program, such as; Activated charcoal.

***One can also apply a hot compress of Castor Oil to the painful area. Heat up some Castor Oil (not boiling). Dip a flannel towel into the warm oil, allowing it to be saturated and then lightly ring it out. The idea is to place the warm, oil saturated towel on the area of concern. A few sheets of paper towel can be placed down prior so as to prevent staining. Place a plastic bag over top the oil soaked flannel and apply a hot water bottle on top of that. Now, relax for about 1/2 an hour. This will effectively relieve pain and inflammation as well as serve to stimulate blood flow to the area and facilitate lymphatic drainage from the inflamed area.

COLON BATHING… GRAVITY FED:

There are two types of colon therapy available; one is called colon hydrotherapy, which is offered as a professional service, and the other is called; gravity fed colon therapy, which can be done within the privacy of one’s own home. The following is a protocol explaining the, gravity fed, colon therapy.

The following is a step by step, ‘how-to-do’ your very own colon cleanse. You can either purchase a colonic board as a kit or you can make your own if you’re handy-dandy; I have two of them, one was purchased new and one I made myself. To describe a step by step, how to build your own board would seriously challenge my writing skills to say the least, and so I’ll leave you research that one for yourself.

A colonic board looks a tad like a surf board… hmm… a surf board for assholes, perhaps? Sorry if that offended you but, really… ‘it is what it is.’ It’s really just a 2ft x 4ish ft sheet of ¾’ plywood with a hole cut out of one end and a plastic shroud/hood of sorts built up over the opening. The idea is that one lies down on this board with their but tight up against the hood. One end of the board will be securely resting over top of an open toilet bowl and the other will be securely sitting on a stand of sorts at an equivalent height… or better yet; slightly sloping downward where your head will be resting. A large container containing a mixture of agents and warm filtered water will be positioned a few feet above where you will be lying. It’s a bonus if your container has a turn off valve attached to it but this is not a must. A 4ft length of surgical tubing 5/16” will be connected to the container at one end and the other will be attached to a connector at the back end of the hood of your surf board. Attached to that connector is a gizmo (douche applicator), which will eventually be gently inserted into that orifice of your body, where no man should go… normally, anyway… namely; your rectum. The idea is to produce… and control the flow of solution from the container to your board… and eventually, into your bowel via the rectum… without having to even get up from off the board… how good is that? In the beginning, only small quantities of solution can be exchanged but as your bowel rids of the bulk, larger quantities of solution can be consumed and held for longer periods of time. This is the ideal goal, for eventually, the walls of the bowel can be comfortably, safely and effectively bathed without using unnecessary pressure.

If you managed to construct your own board, then the paraphernalia you will need is as follows; first on your shopping list will be approximately 6′ of 3/8″ diameter, surgical tubing. This can be purchased at a surgical/medical supply store. Your next stop is a Hardware Store; here, you’re going to be searching for a 1foot section of 3/8″ plastic or chrome/copper water tubing with an approximate orifice of ¼”. ***The diameter of the tubing can vary as long as it’s consistent with all of the fittings, for it’ll all eventually be one water line in the end. Next, you’ll need to find a 5 gal water bottle or smaller container. I get my mine for free from a bottled water outlet as they oust the old worn out and/or discoloured ones on a regular basis. Now, you’re off to a Drug Store to buy a douche applicator or the likes… you might wanna bring your wife along to save face if you’re a proud sort of a guy. Nonetheless; I found this to be the better choice of appliances. I say that because you want a gizmo that will comfortably fit into your rectum… and remain in place there throughout the entire procedure. Speaking of comfort, you may as well grab a jar of Vaseline or an equivalent lubricant while you’re at it. The next gizmo you’ll be needing is a stopper of sorts; a device able to crimp the surgical tubing in order to stop and start the water flow from the container to your board. Hobby Brew Wine shops usually have these devices. Hey… I’ve even used a clothespin to do this once and so; be creative. Last but not least; you’ll need an asshole. I’m sure that I don’t have to tell you where to find one of these… you don’t wanna be called one of these but you should have one. Ugh… I’d best get on with the program before I really upset somebody. Nonetheless; the finished product is really a practical and effective… certainly affordable, apparatus that will offer you better health… and in some cases, may save a life.

The idea is that one end of your colon board will sit right over top your toilet bowl and the other end will rest on any type of pedestal. As long as it’s level with… or better, a tad lower than your toilet bowl, it’ll work just fine. Your 5 gal container, which will be full of warm distilled or R/O water preferably, should be sitting several feet higher than your horizontal body. This will ensure plenty of gravity water pressure. I sometimes stack mega books under the jug to attain such a height. Now wrap a small pillow tight with a garbage bag. This you’ll want to place in proximity of where your lower back will be located on the board for added comfort. I use another pillow for my head, although it won’t be vulnerable to contamination and so doesn’t need to be wrapped with a plastic bag.

You want to ensure that you are going to be comfortable and not having to detach and reinsert that gizmo more often than absolute necessary, for obvious reasons, and so I like to keep items like Kleenex and garbage disposal within reach. Heck, you can even keep your cell phone close by if you must; however, don’t make the same mistake I did and inform the party on the other line what I was doing while yackin with them… they still bring the subject up… like 15 years later. Having somebody on standby to perhaps, add specific agents to your water bottle at different intervals, is a real advantage for sure, although most people will object to being your best friend when it comes down to such a crappy engagement for sure; nonetheless, if you should find somebody who is willing to be your helper then you truly have found a loyal friend, indeed.

A wide variety of agents can be added to your supply bottle, depending on your purpose for the colon cleanse. Some common agents to consider are; a dissolving agent, such as; Digestive Enzymes… drawing agent, such as; Bentonite Clay… anti-parasite agent, such as; Wormwood or Black Walnut… tissue soothing agent, such as; Slippery Elm and possibly a nerve calming agent in the case of IBS or Crohns, such as; Valerian or Passion Flower… and for sure you’ll want to have a Probiotic agent near for the last infusion, for your Bowel eco-system will have been disturbed.

I initially flush the entire bowel without any additives. Hey, why waste your money on herbs etc if it goes right in the toilet that fast, right? This can use up to 2 gallons or so depending on how full of crap you are. Perhaps this would be a good measuring tool for just that… how full of %&*#* one is. Today’s politicians may take up to five gallons of straight fluid before getting down to the nitty-gritty of the bowel wall itself, judging by the decisions I see them making these days. Nonetheless; once the bowel is relatively rid of the bulk, then is a good time to beckon your loyal friend to the crime scene to add the agents. Now, you’ll be able to perform some deep cleaning of the bowel wall.

Here’s how it’s supposed to work; one end of the surgical tubing will be attached to the bottle; either to a tap… or if not equipped with a tap, then you’ll want the end of the tube to be resting at the very bottom of the bottle. A weight of some sort may help to ensure that it remains at the very bottom the entire time, for the ingredients tend to settle after a spell. The other end of the tubing will be attached to a small tube connector on the outside of the hood (shroud) of the board. Ideally, this connector should be a 90 degree elbow to avoid the surgical tubing from kinking. Somewhere in between the board and the supply container, will be an on-off, stopper of sorts to control the flow of fluid. The next fixture to our supply line will be the douche applicator, which will eventually be inserted into the rectum. This will require an initial adjustment and then should never change there after. The idea is to establish the appropriate distance that this applicator will be from the back shroud to ensure that it can be inserted far enough into the rectum when your buttocks are up tight against the shroud. The goal is that it rests in a position so that it’s comfortable and deep enough to remain seated and not ejected when the bowel spits out its goods… er… I mean… its baaaads… hmm… I suppose it depends on who you ask… you or your bowel. Howbeit, this adjustment is not rocket science; you can often judge how deep it seats into the colon by feel before hand. Nonetheless; I’ve had to abort a colonic session in order to extend the length of it all to sit deeper in once or twice before… but usually on a trial run with a new board.

Ok, so now that we have all of that sorted out, let’s deal with the other end of the factory, the supply container; if your bottle is not equipped with a tap, then you’ll have to establish an initial flow of fluid before getting all comfy and lying down on your surf board. This would be a no-brainer for somebody who has siphoned gas before, but here’s a crash course for the first time sucker; your supply line needs to be well submerged into the solution; otherwise, you’ll be sucking air. Ensure that the open-close stopper that is somewhat, midway on the supply line is in wide open position. Now, detach the line from the back of the shroud, act like a mini-vacuum cleaner and begin sucking on the line until a continuous flow of water is established. Don’t worry; you’re dealing with just clean water up until this point. When you get a mouth full of water, it’s time to clip tight your midway crimping/stopper gadget so that the tube full of water is squeezed tight. This will guarantee a steady flow of fluid when you’re ready for action. Now, re-attach the tubing to the back fitting on the shroud and let the games begin.

SADDLE UP AND RIDEM COW-BOY… OR… GIRL:

Okay, everything is within reach, your pillows are in place and perhaps some soft music is playing in the background, now lie down on the board. Gently inch your buttocks up until they are just a few inches from being tight up against the shroud/hood. Leave enough room to reach your hand behind there and maneuver the well lubricated applicator into your rectum before shoving up tight to the shroud. You may have to push, pull and inch the applicator back and forth a tad at first, but it should eventually slip right in there fairly painlessly. How far should it go in? A distance of about 2-1/2″ into the rectum would ensure that the applicator won’t be ejected along with feces. If you did your homework, you should not have to repeat this insertion; you should now be able to remain there in the prone position even as the feces pushes out past the applicator and into the toilet each time.

LIGHTS AND ACTION:

So now, you’re comfortably lying down with your head a tad lower than the toilet bowl with the applicator comfortably inserted into your rectum… you can now release the stopper to allow the first flow of warm water to enter the colon. Don’t try and hold it in like a friend of mine tried to do once. He was a competitive type of fella and figured that he’d try to out do Gare. The problem was that he heard Gare wrong. I informed him that I eventually managed to hold about a litre of fluid in at once… emphasis on the word, ‘eventually‘… meaning at the very end of the session when my colon was absolutely clear of any fecal matter. He attempted to fill-er-up and hold in as much water as he could at the very beginning, thinking, “If Gare can do it, then I can do it better.” Needless to say, he surrendered to the loss of victory when his cheeks began to swell and turn more shades of red than a deluxe Crayon box would ever boast… all four cheeks. Ugh Bob… whatever were you thinking? Nonetheless, he survived the ordeal and we had a good laugh over it.

If you are a girl, you might want to take the extra precaution and cover your vagina with a sanitary napkin to prevent any fecal contamination throughout the process, although I’ve never heard any complaints about such occurring. Okay… you’re squeezing the stopper on and off and allowing in as much fluid each time and releasing at your own comfort. Whenever you feel the urge to release then simply succumb to the urge and let-er-rip. Nevertheless; this response is not supposed to be a moment of terror but rather just a firm but gentle cramp of sorts… no where close to having a baby… so I could only imagine, of course. When the cramping eventually subsides, you can release another flow of solution into the bowel, off and on until it feels like mostly fluid is coming out. It usually takes a couple of gallons of many small injections of solution at a time, again, depending on how full of %#&^ you are to begin with. Hey don’t be too hard yourself, we all have some of that going on. Once you suspect the out going to be mostly fluid, your colon should be relatively clear of loose feces and you’re ready to add some of the fore mentioned agents to the remainder of solution and really get down to some beneficial deep seat cleansing. Hopefully you managed to find a loyal companion, willing to be on standby and add some of the fore mentioned agents at this point in time. You don’t have a loyal companion? Don’t worry, I’ve managed to perform the entire fore mentioned protocol all by my lonesome many times before and so it can be done if you must. I also like to give the bottle a good shake/mix from time to time in order to ensure that the agents remain suspended in solution. You can gently massage your bowel with your hand or a massage vibrator the entire time, as well, as this will enhance the cleansing activity.

TOOLS OF THE TRADE:

I am one of those guys who believe in having the right tool for the job in order to get it done right. There are agents that can be added to the water solution to really enhance our program. For example; Digestive enzymes are like little chisels and hammers that when added to the water can dissolve mega plaque that will most likely be lining the walls of your bowel. Of course, if you’re going to be lifting debris then you may as well add an agent to carry the crap out of the body. Bentonite clay is one of many tools to consider for this task. And don’t forget to toss in a few spoonfuls of anti-parasite agents while yer at it… there’s bound to be some of that going on down there.

At the very end of my session, I like to add a Probiotic, in either in powder or liquid form. This, I save until the last infusion, which I try to retain in my bowel for as long as is comfortable. I can often times retain this solution throughout the entire process of disengaging, exiting the board and performing a basic cleanup. When it’s all done, I can sit on the toilet like a normal person and rid the bowel of the rest of the story. This ensures you of having at least some seeds of Probiotic micro organisms in order to re-balance the bowel flora.

With the tube stopper now crimped tight, I disconnect the tube from the board, do a little paper work and begin cleaning up as practical as possible. I initially splash a few cups of water into the shroud of the board to begin with just to minimize the mess and then eventually stand the entire board and applicator up into the bath tub for deeper cleaning and sterilization. A solution containing hydrogen peroxide is excellent for this job. Now, jump into the shower and scrub up… you’re done.

What can you expect after performing your colon cleanse? You’ll immediately feel energized, much like you would after a nice hot shower on a hot sweaty day; however, that’s just a temporary feeling, for approximately an hour-ish after wards, you’re going to feel like having a nice long nap. That’s because your wonderful liver will more than likely take the opportunity to dump a schwack of harbored toxins into your now clean colon… just another example of your body’s wonderful balancing act.

COFFEE ENEMA:

A coffee enema is an incredibly unique effective therapy on all its own. You simply inject coffee into the bowel. Of course; you’re going to leave out the cream and sugar in this case. Nonetheless; its claim to fame is its ability to incite the liver to release toxins, not that anybody has that going on, right? Here’s how it works; when you drink coffee, the sympathetic nervous system is stimulated, which turns off the liver and turns on the adrenal glands… Adrenalin is the hormone responsible for the fight and flight syndrome, hence why you feel so wound up after drinking a cup of coffee. However; when coffee is introduced at the bottom end, it turns on the parasympathetic nervous system, a completely different metabolic process. This ultimately stimulates the liver to release harboured carcinogens and dump it into a hopefully clear freeway… the bowel.

CAUTION:

I personally discourage people from performing too many colon cleanses… especially in short spans of time between sessions. This can be counter productive in my opinion. I don’t feel it to be wise to upset that fine balance of micro-organisms, the eco-system within one’s GI Tract. It’s kinda like a schwack of troopers storming into a serene jungle setting and firing off mega guns etc, you’ll end up with nothing short of chaos and who knows how long it would take to settle back down again. It’s quite a different story if one’s GI Tract is already in disarray, such as was the case when I had surgery many years back. I was loaded with Morphine and hadn’t eliminated for a week… bad hospital. They should have been aware of such a simple issue as elimination. Nonetheless, when I returned home, I quickly resorted to a colonic bath… and man… did it feel sooo good. In a case where mega pharmaceutical drugs are being applied over a long period of time or when a serious life challenging disease may present, then colonic bathing is a ‘no-brainer’ in my opinion. Pharmaceutical drugs are poison to the body, which means that your body will certainly be attempting to dispose of it, and disease will most likely have it’s roots right there in your bowel as well and so action is wise and necessary if one is going to survive. Over all, I believe that conditioning the entire GI Tract via the mouth downward is the most practical way to do things.

***Please don’t be stupid and do what I’ve heard some people do, adding some wacko internet formula to your solution, such as a 35% concentrated solution of hydrogen peroxide… ugh… it’s no wonder alternative medicine gets a bad name. The rule of thumb is; don’t put anything in your rear end that you wouldn’t readily put into your front end, namely; your mouth.

PORTABLE COLON-CLEANSE KIT:

Ok… so maybe you’re traveling and cannot pack your surf board for &%^#)&% along; one can pack along a portable enema kit. The good news is that it is designed to accommodate a cleanse while remaining seated on a toilet the entire time, although not as efficient as our board technique. Nonetheless, it can keep you out of the hospital, especially if you’re prone to diverticulitis.

Your travel kit should look something like this; first of all; you’re going to require an applicator to insert into the rectum. In order to keep things brief and simple, we’ll call this a ‘gizmo.’ I found a disposable douche applicator to be just fine. To accommodate our ‘remain-seated-on-the-toilet’ program, we then need to design a ‘make-shift handle’ to attach to our gizmo. This device would facilitate the insertion of the gizmo into the rectum and ensure that the gizmo remains intact in the rectum throughout the entire time that you are sitting on the toilet. It can be fabricated using a 1 foot in length, ¼”copper toilet tubing, an easy find at a hardware store. A tube bender would also be handy in order to maneuver the bends without kinking the tube, although it can be done without one. It depends on how many faces you can make while your tongue roils around in your mouth. If you’d ever paid attention and observed an artist’s mouth before, you’ll know what I’m talking about. Anyway, tube benders are cheap and can also be readily found at any hardware store as well. The goal of our finished apparatus is to tightly join your gizmo to the ¼” of copper tube using a short length of rubber surgical tubing.

The best way… and place… to design your very own gizmo holder is sitting down on a toilet. You’ll find out why real soon. I suppose you can leave your clothes on if you have even a small imagination. The idea is to slowly bend this tube in such a manner/angle so that the finished product will easily slip between your legs and eventually be maneuvered in such a fashion so that the gizmo can be inserted into your rectum. Furthermore, your gizmo handle/holder should designed in such a fashion so that you are able you to firmly hold it up into the rectum the entire time with your hand situated outside of the toilet bowl. I’m sure you’re gonna find that out after your first colonic session. Your bowel will be forcing its crappy baggage out at quite a high pressure and if you did your homework, it’ll manage to slip right by the gizmo without spitting the gizmo out as well.  Ugh; you won’t want to be continuously inserting that gizmo in and out of your rectum each time your bowel evacuates… get my point… pun intended?

Your gizmo holder tube should resemble a subtle, ‘S.’ What’s a subtle ‘S’ you ask? Hmm… it’s the opposite of an obvious ‘S.’ I get the feeling that was of no help.  A picture would certainly help, I suppose however; my photos shop skills have been challenged lately.  Your gizmo holder should be approximately, 18″ long with a few subtle bends here and there when you’re done. If I thought it would be marketable, I’d make up thousands of these holders myself and offer them up for sale to the public; however; it’s my guess that it wouldn’t fly.  It’s not like there aren’t enough assholes out there in the market place, but not many health conscious/concerned ones. You’re just going to have to persevere and design your own… it’ll be well worth your efforts, i can assure you.

Now that you figured that part out, you can move on to the next step; you’ll need a practical container to dispense the solution. Bear in mind that you’re traveling and so you’re not going to want to pack along a big container, especially when you can buy them anywhere in the world. If a custom’s officer should inquire about the rather strange paraphernalia in your suit case, by the way, prepare to turn a few shades of red and spit-n-sputter out a brief and evasive alibi… or come right out and spill the goods and watch as he/she turns a brighter shade of red and spit-n-sputters out some comment; either way try and maintain some semblance of confidence that you are onto a natural health protocol that he/she may very well benefit from also. If you do want to pack along your very own container, then opt for a small 1 liter container with a wide mouth top and ensure that it can accommodate a twist on nipple of sorts at the bottom, one that can be connected to ¼” rubber surgical tubing… better still, if your twist on nipple was designed with some sort of shut off tap. You’ll next need to purchase about a 4 ft length of rubber or latex surgical tubing, long enough to connect to the container and to the gizmo holder. If your container did not come with an ‘on-off’ tap already, you’ll need some sort of a clip in order to squeeze the surgical tubing for on/off water control. This isn’t an absolute vital thing to have, even a clothespin will work if you’re in a pinch… pun intended. Last but not least, some sort of lubricant would be a real asset to facilitate a painless insertion of your gizmo into the rectum.

Wow, that was labourous, I’m tired already and we haven’t even performed the colonic yet. The idea is to slowly dispense small volumes of warm solution into the rectum at a time and hold it in there for as long as is comfortable. The idea is that you’re loosening and drawing out impacted crap. I’m sure you can see the advantage of such a simple therapy if you have ever been seriously constipated before or have ever been bent over because of sharp pains resulting from Diverticulitis. That is where putrefied feces becomes trapped in small sacks that have developed on the bowel wall. Quite often, these sacks are located on the last leg, the downward leg of the bowel, closest to the rectum, and so a small infusion of warm water with some of the following agents will be of major benefit.

What can you add to the warm water solution? In the case of simple constipation, simply, warm water will often do the job, however; in the case of diverticulitis you might want to get down to some extras. First of all, I’d strongly recommend that one use purified and/or filtered water; either distilled or Reverse Osmosis. Some agents to consider adding are as follows; Digestive enzymes are a real helpful agent; these gems serve to effectively loosen and dissolve debris that might still be lingering in the pockets, as is common in the scenario with, Diverticulitis. Bentonite clay and/or Activated Charcoal are exceptional for their ability to draw putrefied material from the infected pockets of the colon. Slippery Elm Bark, Marshmallow Root and/or Aloe Vera (preferably from the actual plant) are excellent agents to sooth and rejuvenate the inflamed pockets. Valerian Root and/or Passion Flower serves as anti-inflammatory and nerve calming agents. There are many anti-bacterial agents to choose from; however, you’ll want something that won’t further aggravate the condition. Some good choices to consider are; Golden Seal, Colloidal Silver and/or Comfrey Leaf. Any one or several of these agents can be added for one practical, simple and effective cleanse. It would be a real bonus if you could include Probiotics at the very end of the show. This agent will serve to stimulate/encourage a healthy eco-system in your now disturbed environment. I highly recommend a liquid Probiotic called; Vita Biosa, although any powdered Probiotic will serve you well.

Ok, assuming your container is topped up with warm water and located high above the toilet and approximately 4ish ft of rubber surgical tubing is connected to a nipple on the container, you are now ready for action. You should be seated on the toilet and will have comfortably inserted the lubricated gizmo into your rectum. Now, turn the tap on or un-clip the stopper to allow the fluid to flow from the container through the tubing and into your gizmo. You’ll feel a warm gush of water. The goal is not to fill-er-up and hold it in as long as you can bear to do, but rather to simply introduce reasonable volumes of fluid into the bowel and relax while it hydrates and cleanses the bowel. Let nature take its course; when you feel the urge to release the fluid, then work with your body and let it go. If you did your homework and designed your make-shift-hold-it-in-there handle properly, then you should be able to remain seated on the toilet with the gizmo inserted into your rectum throughout the entire process. The crap will push right on past the gizmo and into the toilet where it belongs. If not… then it’s ‘back to the drawing board.’ A tiny adjustment in a curve on your holder could make all of the difference. If you’re in a real fix and your bowel is screaming bloody murder, you can simply perform the above using a douche bulb… dang it! Just fill the bulb with your choice of goods and gently squeeze it into the bowel several times.

Hopefully you feel better after all of that crap!!

FREQUENCY THERAPY:

We’ve already discussed the impact on our health caused from Electrical/magnetic/frequency (EMF) and the mainline commonly accepted myth that microbes are contagious agents responsible for disease.  I’d rather not repeat it all here.  ***Refer to sections entitled; ‘Immune Function‘ for detailed information on this.  I’d like to draw your attention to the frequency/resonance aspect of disease… more so the benevolent aspect of it.

HEY…STOP…WHAT’S THAT SOUND?

A herd of animals will act/react in unison when presented by a threat.  It often begins with one… perhaps a few sensing danger and at a mere flick of a tail and/or configuration of the ears, the entire herd will respond… react accordingly… again… in unison.  People are no different… other than ‘the flick of a tail’ scenario of course; we too  communicate vital information to one another; howbeit, in our own unique and subtle ways.  This action/reaction is a response known as; sympathetic resonance.

Have you ever noticed how one biggg yawn in a room full of people eventually erupts into a schwack of wide opened yaps?  Why/how does this happen; did those yawners suddenly run out of oxygen… and realize it… like… all at the same time?  A closer example to our herd of animals would be a large group of people passing by you, seemingly frantically running away from something, exchanging frightful glances behind them; would you just stand there and observe the moment or would you join the race and hope to figure it out afterwards?  Hurry up… all aboard…or you just might miss that train, right?

Perhaps you’re a bit of a pioneer… one who’d rather lead than blindly follow… in this case a traumatized and irrationally stampeding herd/crowd; well… suffice it to say… that you might be an exception to the rule.  However; i’d like to invite you; pioneers and crowd followers alike to exhibit B.

What’s with that feeling you sometimes get when you’re in close contact with another; sometimes it’s an attraction and other times a repulsion?  We used to call it good and bad ‘vibes,’ like the Beach Boys song; ‘Good Vibrations.’  Much of this, although not all of it revolves around a phenomenon known as; ‘pheromones,‘ a relative of hormones.  Speaking of hormones; a group of mature women living together in one house will eventually synchronize their menstruation cycle so as to occur at the same time of the month.  This isn’t a conscious decision, nor does it have anything to do with a microbial invasion.  I mean… let’s face it; it’d take a pretty brave and crazy microbe to enter a house full of women at that time of month.  Seriously though; the question is; how does this happen?

The facts are; that we are social creatures… and much like the aforementioned; herd of animals, we too communicate vital information to one another as do the billions of cells and microbes within us; these too share that same characteristic/ability; howbeit, in their own unique ways.  Aside from the obvious manners of communication such as; vocal, visual etc., this vital information is inadvertently relayed at a subtle level… at a quantum physical level, so to speak.  It may not be consciously detectable; regardless, it is innate behavior common to all living things.  In other words; we don’t infect one another… we affect one another… sympathetically resonate vital survival information one to another.

I’m sure you’re familiar with the shattering fine wine glass that occurs at a specific pitch/frequency; well… that has much to do with resonance… vibration… in this case; sound waves.  An interesting experiment was done with tuning forks; those 2 pronged metal devices that ring/resonate a specific frequency whenever you strike it?  If you had two identically pitched tuning forks and were to strike only one of them and then held it close enough to the other without even touching, that one too would eventually begin to vibrate/resonate along with the first one.

Tuning forks, wine glasses and congruent reactions of herds/crowds share a common denominator; they all revolve around frequency/resonance.  As mentioned, there are many negative health detriments to specific frequencies; however, there are positive health benefits to specific frequencies as well; i’d rather focus on that.

There have been quite a few few pioneers who researched the positive effects of frequency in the past; however their research was never made public; a fate shared by many brilliant inventors, sorry to admit.  One scientist in particular stands out; his name was Royal Rife.  I’d encourage you to research his story for yourself.  He showed the positive effects of frequency with malignant cancer cells.  In other words; he found one of many cures for cancer.  You’d expect such an invention to have caught some serious health care attention; however, it conjured up negative attention only.  Rife’s lab suffered the fate of a mysterious fire that destroyed all of his work… and today we continue to resort to ‘cut, burn and/or poison’ to combat this epidemic disease.

I’d rather not go too deep down that rabbit hole; i might get lost like Alice.  I’m talking about Alice in Wonderland, incidentally.  The point is; what is the connection with frequency and our health?  Here’s a tidbit of science to consider; it’s called the Kasnacheyez effect, named after a scientist; V.P. Kaznacheev.  Mega experiments showed cellular disease to be electromagnetic; furthermore, that it can be induced magnetically at a distance… also called the cytopathogenic effect.

Mega experiments were performed revealing a diseased culture causing a cytopathic effect in another healthy culture in a separate sealed container connected via a quartz window.  In other words; a distant inter cellular interaction occurred between the two tissue cultures.  When cells in the diseased culture died they emitted a small pulse of ultraviolet radiation of a particular frequency that passed through the window and caused a cytopathic response in the formerly healthy culture.  And all this time we’ve been looking at a mischievous microbe as being the cause of our illness… ugh!

And so if it be true that bad vibes… frequency… can induce disease then how about the opposite… can benevolent frequency heal?  Let’s investigate.

Our cells, organs/functions resonate specific frequencies; this can be measured… it’s nothing new.  The frequency of such will present lower or non existent prior to any physical manifestation; therefore if we can inspire a healthy frequency/resonance to that department than one can expect positive results.  I had mentioned Rife regarding cancer therapy, well; he was only one of many who mapped out frequency and disease; subsequently, this technology is surfacing more and more everyday; howbeit only in the alternative/natural health field, mind you.  I have been using a few of these patented devices with noticeable benefits for many years now, namely; Amega, Healy and Iteracare (Prife).  I’m sure there will be other devices available and so do be aware and discerning; where there is genuine there will always be a counterfeit; a knock off, seemingly identical item at a much lower price, of course.  The rule of thumb is that you get what you pay for; best stick to a patented item; that way you know that you’re getting the mine and not the shaft, so to speak.

HOMEOPATHY:

Homeopathy is a 19th century practice that operates on a very unique principle, a technique of, ‘like opposing like… a law of similarities.’ It’s much like how two identical opposing waves, be it sound or fluid, will quell/cancel out each other when they meet head on. But, the uniqueness of Homeopathy doesn’t end there; it involves yet one more mysterious aspect, that of using extremely minute quantities of specific agents. So minute are these quantities that they are absolutely undetectable by any type of testing; however, when such an agent is introduced into the body, then a reaction… hopefully, a positive/beneficial reaction, will occur.

How does Homeopathy works? While Pharmaceutical medicine, better known as, Allopathic Medicine, identifies and treats body malfunctions according to their names whereas Homeopathy identifies and treats malfunctions according to specific symptoms… very specific symptoms, I might add. Both elemental as well as plant based agents are used, but as fore mentioned; undetectable amounts of such. A Homeopathic Physician will choose a specific agent(s) designed to counter balance a particular syndrome of symptoms… similar to the two opposing waves being cancelled/quelled upon meeting head on. For example; Pneumonia is a condition that causes inflammation within the lungs; however each person’s body will display slightly different symptoms to the infection and therefore would be dealt with according to those symptoms. While the Alopathic approach to someone suffering with Pneumonia would more than likely involve a protocol of antibiotics, the Homeopathic approach would be to zero in on an individual’s specific symptoms and then apply agents which have a history of producing those very same symptoms in a healthy individual, the result of which would restore sound health and balance. Each one of these substances would have been tested and proven over time to produce consistent results with similar syndromes.

Does Homeopathy work? I believe the answer to that question to be, ‘yes.’ Homeopathy is not commonly accepted here in North America but is being successfully applied in parts of Europe, especially in Germany. Homeopathy proved to be exceptionally successful in quelling the deadly influenza epidemic of the 1920’s that destroyed millions of people. Statistics reveal that out of 24,000 flu cases treated with Allopathic Medicine, there was a 28% mortality rate, whereas out of 26,000 flu cases treated with Homeopathy, there was a mortality rate of only 1%. Some may argue that the results are placebo related, the power of suggestion, but then how is that babies and animals also respond to its application.

***Note… in my opinion, Homeopathy is not an easy mix with Herbal Medicine. I say this because, Homeopathy, much like Pharmaceutical Medicine is designed to alter body response/behaviour; Holistic Medicine (Herbal Medicine), on the other hand is designed to enable/reinforce natural bodily functions; consequently, it can easily contraindicate with other therapies. Therefore, I’d suggest that one choose one type of therapy only, and stick with it… unless you are under the care of a practitioner who is able to effectively monitor the results of such.

IONIC FOOT BATH:

Does it work? I believe that it is effective, although I cannot verify just how effective compared to other therapies. First of all; it’s important to note that the yucky colour revealed in the basin of water after about 10ish minutes of bathing does not actually come directly out of your body via your feet, but rather is more so the result of a reaction to a specific health condition that might be going on within your body at the time. In other words; the colour of the water will vary from person to person depending on the health condition encountered. For example; three of us had undergone the same therapy and the colour of the water was noticeably different after each one of us. This was a significant observation when you consider the fact that the same source of water was used for each one of us. Furthermore; although we were all of the same approximate age, one was a smoker and not very health, one the victim of severe Rheumatoid Arthritis and the other was just down right showing her age, so to speak. The smoker produced a brownish coloured water, the arthritic, a serious orange coloured water… and the other, a much lighter coloured orange water. Regardless of the colours, the end result of the session was the same for each of us; a noticeable energy boost and ease or general aches and pain. I am of the opinion that Ionic Foot Bathing aids in electrical meridian stimulation throughout the body, resulting in detoxification and PH balance, among other more subtle and therefore, often overlooked benefits.

***Caution… people with weak kidney function or blood pressure regulation issues should seek a healthcare professional before attempting this procedure.

IRIDOLOGY AND REFLEXOLOGY:

These two techniques are very similar in many ways and have proven themselves to be accurate tools of evaluation of various organs and functions of the body. Iridology involves the reading of the eyes whereas Reflexology, that of the feet. Both the eyes and the feet have been mapped out to correlate with specific organs to the degree that a trained therapist is able to determine various changes in coincidence with each organ and function of the body. While an Iridologist studies the eyes for indications of the status of one’s health, a trained Reflexologist operates via foot massage to indicate as well as alter the conditions of one’s organs and functions of the body. The eyes and feet are not the only departments able to showcase the ‘goings on’ within the body, the hands, each disc of the spine as well as each tooth, can also be accurate indicators of specific organ or body-function distress. The body is a complete unit and should be treated as such. When the toe is experiencing duress then many other parts of our body and emotions are affected as well. Our bodies are designed much like a community or neighbourhood, where one neighbour watches out for… and is affected by the other.

Do these therapies work? I can personally attest to the reality of Iridology; many years ago, a woman in distress by the name of Elsie, requested my assistance regarding a serious health challenge. Elsie was informed that she had a very short time left to live due to Ovarian cancer; she informed me that she had a huge malignant tumor on her ovary. You can read her entire story in the section entitled, ‘Immune System’ specifically, ‘Cancer.‘ When I first met Elsie, I couldn’t help but notice a significant streak within the ring surrounding the pupil of her left eye. I referred to an Iridology manual and learned that the streak was situated within the Ovarian quadrant of the eye. Hmm… could this have been a coincidence? Nevertheless; throughout the many months to follow, and as Elsie’s health improved, that same streak had remarkably diminished to that of just a small black dot. It was really quite remarkable… pun intended… so much so that I solicited the attention of a few co-workers to witness both, the ‘before and the after’ of that revelation.

Ok… so I suppose it really wouldn’t be fair to leave you stranded there without telling you the end of that story. The long and short of it was that Elsie lived for three long years beyond what was expected for her; furthermore, she wasn’t sickly and/or bedridden while doing so, but rather was out dancing and seriously enjoying each day afterward… yeah, Elsie! The relevant point is this; you’d have to wonder if Elsie’s death could have been diverted had she considered the services of an Iridologist many years prior to her serious health manifestation.

LIVER/GALL BLADDER CLEANSE & FLUSH:

This is another beneficial yet often misunderstood course of action when dealing with liver toxicity. The gall bladder in particular can become congested with gall stones and eventually handicapped in assisting the digestive process. There is a specific protocol involving this type of cleanse but I still strongly suggest that the colon be reconditioned prior to doing so, due to the overwhelming exit of toxic traffic out of the body. I’ve personally done this cleanse… and I must admit, it’s not a pleasant experience, although the resulting benefits are noticeable. You’ll notice a toilet bowl full of tiny green balls, resembling tapioca pudding, floating around in the bowl… pardon the analogy. The process involves several vital ingredients to be ingested and a specific diet adhered to over a period of a few days. Apple juice is used to soften the stones, Epson salts (magnesium sulphate) to relax the gall bladder orifice, and olive oil is used to trigger a release reflex… like yuk! After tossing back a cup of olive oil, then you hop into bed and lays on your side… and hopefully remain there until morning. I say that because the temptation to get up and immediately run to the toilet is quite strong for obvious reasons. In the morning, you make your way to the toilet and then… let-er-rip. Holy crap, Batman, you’ll notice hundreds of tiny green balls floating around the toilet bowl. The problem is, that one must perform this cleanse many more times and not just once in order to rid the body of the burden and so it’s best to get down to fixing why there’s a congestion of stones in there to begin with.

OIL PULLING:

What is, ‘oil pulling‘?  Oil pulling is an age old practice of swishing oil around in your mouth.  The long list of reported benefits of this crazy sounding therapy include; decreased tooth decay, pearly white teeth, healthy, pink gums, elimination of bad breath, prevention of gingivitis, chronic sinus congestion, chronic headache relief, clear skin, reversal of skin conditions such as; acne, psoriasis and eczema, severe arthritis and fibromyalgia relief… and the list goes on.

What-do-ya think; is it worth a go?  My understanding of how it’s supposed to work is as follows.  First of all; there’s a heck of a lot more going on when a substance enters the mouth than you may realize.  Our taste buds do a lot more than just; mmmm and/or yuck; they are designed to detect and prepare the body for what just entered in the main doorway of your body; your mouth. Subsequently; an entire factory of specialized workers all throughout your body will be alerted and dispatched to the scene; some proactive and some reactive.  In this case, we’re dealing with an oil; in other words; a fat; therefore, several actions can occur.  First of all; your amazing liver will have gotten the message and will be sure to conjure up and dispatch a schwack of factors and co-factors to the scene.   The pancreas and gall bladder would be right at its side supplying extra bile and lipase (enzyme) for the sole purpose of emulsifying the larger than normal volume of fat.  These are just a few examples of some of the more obvious activity that one could perceive happening; i’m sure there are many more, some of which, i’m sure science hasn’t even discovered yet.  

Secondly; bad news for the French kissing vacuum cleaners out there; our mouth can be incredibly toxic, hosting some pretty nasty microbes to varying degrees. There is well documented evidence linking some of these micro-organisms to specific chronic diseases.  Apparently when rabbits were injected with the bacteria from tooth decay… and that from root canals, they manifested some serious diseases just a few days after the fact… poor lil bunnies.  My own personal prognosis of an acute case of Rheumatoid Arthritis many years back proposed the possibility of such a connection.  I experienced severe joint inflammation shortly after receiving some dental work. Furthermore; my teeth began to rapidly deteriorate for several years after the fact.  Now, i cannot totally blame the mouth environment on my situation as there are always extenuating circumstances to consider, some of which we are unaware of at the time; however; i have witnessed others reporting similar reactions and so it is worth paying it some attention.  

Howbeit; these entities don’t necessarily pose a threat to our health, especially when contained in our mouth.  The reason they are there in the first place is to keep house, so to speak; however if the owner of the house/mouth should be on the sloppy/untidy side then they can get out of control.  It’s an issue of supply and demand; the more garbage available, the more rats will show up. 

Nonetheless; here’s where we apply some science to the therapy of oil pulling; the characteristics of many of the micro-organisms resident in the mouth are apparently single celled organisms that are covered with a lipid (Fat) membrane.  I say; ‘apparently’ because i am just sharing my research of the matter.  Therefore, the introduction of a mouth full of fat might very well be like Velcro of sorts, luring and accumulating these particular microbes from out of their hiding places, namely; the mega nooks and crannies between the teeth and gums.

What do you think; is it worth a try?  First of all; choose an oil.  Coconut oil is popular due to its natural antibiotic properties; however, any oil would probably be fine… well… except for motor oil, that is.  Take 1 tablespoon in the mouth and casually… not vigorously… begin to swish it around for 20 ish mins or so.  Apparently the first thing in the morning is the best… but personally, i prefer a cup of coffee first thing in the morning… and so the ‘oil pull’ won’t be on my menu until after that.  Be sure to spit it out when done; it’s probably pretty toxic.  What should one expect?  Well, it won’t be immediate; however, many have reported  significant health advantages, especially in their oral health after a month of the protocol.

Don’t be surprised if you should experience a negative reaction of sorts, such as; short bouts of cold and/or sore throat as; oftentimes this is simply the body’s way of ridding toxins and rebalancing.  These types of symptoms never drag out for long.  Sometimes; a tooth filling will come loose; however, it was most likely going to happen sooner than later, anyway.  It was probably being held in place by plaque, which is essentially; a bio-film, created by colonies of micro organisms and mineral deposits.  I’ll end by saying that the benefits far outweigh any deficits.  

URINE THERAPY:

Here’s a therapy that’ll probably raise a few eyebrows; it’s called ‘urine therapy.’  Urine therapy is not some diabolical ritual as you might assume; rather, it is… or it used to be an effective pharmaceutical medical protocol.  It has since been abandoned as have many practical and affordable health aids.  You can access your own information on that in medical journals, if you’re so inclined. 

Contrary to what you might have thought, your urine is sterile and a gold mine loaded with mega health benefits.  First; it contains a resonance of your own personal DNA… your very own stem cells.  This factor alone could yield a valuable service if you’ve ever been challenged with a complicated health dilemma… a unique key to open a locked door.  Secondly, one’s urine also contains a memory of each and every metabolic process that might be going on in your body at any given time.  This will have been recorded while fluids were en-route the incredible journey from the mouth to bladder; therefore, recycling through the body can apparently serve as a ‘reset mode‘ for a malfunction.  

You were swimming in your own urine while in your mother’s womb; the amniotic fluid contains recycled urine from both your mother and that of yourself.  Speaking of mothers, many women have been ingesting horse urine for years; Birth Control pills originated from pregnant horse urine, although it has been synthesized… laboratized, shall i call it.  Don’t attempt to use that word in Scrabble; you’ll get busted; i just made it up.  Nonetheless, the stuff works by signaling that the body is in; ‘pregnant mode,’ thereby manipulating all of the hormones in such a way so as to prevent… pregnancy.  Pharmaceutical eye drops; Murine‘ also originated from urine, although it too has been synthesized… and of course; patented, as has each and every agent that comes out of that industry.

I’m sure you’ve heard of people peeing on a wound inflicted by a jelly fish and how it apparently alleviated the excruciating pain; well… you’d have to ask yourself; why or how such a wild/crazy protocol could possibly work… more so; however somebody stumbled onto such a bizarre protocol to begin with. “Help… I’ve just been stung by a jellyfish!” cries the swimmer. “Step aside!” shouts the life guard, “I’ll just pee all over your leg and you’ll be fine.” Yeah… right… like you’re gonna let this nut pee all over your leg… like… piss off, right?  Nonetheless, it does work.  If you had been bitten by a poisonous snake or the likes, your urine apparently will contain an antidote for the poison within but a few minutes time… valuable information to know if you were miles away from medical assistance, i’d say.  

Other issues said to be positively addressed by one’s own urine are; externally applying it to infected wounds, psoriasis, balding, sunscreen, aging/wrinkles, eyes and ears, warts and fungal infections, such as toe nail fungus.  Internally; it is effective with internal infections, allergies any… and all immune related health issues.   

You might have to give your head a real hard shake to reset your attitude on this next one; otherwise you might be missing out on a real effective health therapy.  “Ugh… ingesting my own urine… no way… not a chance!”     The problem is that we’ve been conditioned to think that urine is a waste product from your body and therefore; is toxic.  I felt the same when i saw how head cheese was made… i used to luv the stuff until i saw how it was made; ugh… haven’t touched it since.  

First of all; i’m not suggesting that you drink your urine by the glassful; rather, you’d be ingesting only a few drops daily, which can be diluted in your favorite beverage if need be.  The secret/effectiveness of the therapy revolves around the signature that your urine contains, that which would be recycled through your body to initiate a positive response/reaction to.  Homeopathy operates on much the same principle… a minute, almost undetectable amount of a specific substance is introduced into the body which will inadvertently create a specific and hopefully favorable immune response… a principle of ‘cause and effect/reaction.’  The urine protocol suggests collecting a small bit of urine from your first morning pee… midstream, is better, apparently.  This can then be put into a spray or dropper bottle and applied internally or externally… bon Appetit.

***Refer to section entitled, ‘Alternate Therapies‘… Homeopathy, for more detailed information regarding Homeopathy.